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Show Here's Ode to Aunt Lucy, Dean of Deans /m UNT LUCY, much beloved, greatest of deans n\ Kneader of dough and dispenser of beans LJL Large of proportion and masculine grace ^^, V, Few can resist such an ironclad face. f "*" Lucy, one day with a pride swollen chest ^-¦ "Walked in an office a tight wad to test With naught as a weapon save sheer force of will She boldly extracted his coin from the till. The tight wad was outraged-what could he do But hand all his cash for the Loan Fund to Lou. She's proud of her girls but she fusses and fumes Because they will use powder puffs and perfumes Party gowns, worn to school and short skirts she detests And the use of cosmetics disturbeth her rest. The promises made when she makes an attack The girls promptly break when Aunt Lou turns her back. At "working sororities Lucy's a dandy She stirs up the girls and-they stir the candy. For chasing down microbes we'll give her her due She knows all their tricks-they can't fool Aunt Lou Whenver she sees one she raises a fuss And catches and strangles the poor little cuss. Proudly she sweeps through the halls of the IT Telling Dean Gibson just what he must do. Keeping the cows in a sterilized bath And steering Prof Pack in the spiritual path. Aunt Lucy can tell you the very best way To dress on a maximum three cents a day! Paint should be used on a house or a barn And not on the face of a girl from the farm. Patriotism is Lucy's new hobby A flag has been pinned on most everybody, And if called for service, the way Lucy talks She'll see that the army -wears sterilized socks. For achievements of note, Aunt Lucy's a wonder The reform school without her would sure have gone under. If Kaiser Bill knew what a grand gem we own He'd hire her straightway to raise a war loan. Being boss of this earth, she'll tackle the sun And see that it also is properly run. We've railed and assailed her in every pose From her sterilized socks to the tilt of her nose, But Lucy's Aunt Lucy, and search where you will You won't find another to quite fill the bill. |