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Show Said a lad to a lass Prithie maid, have a bar, A nickel bar A scanty jitney's worth of war And blushingly she answered "I'm on" And the bar Was bought And ett. Den Yen laid low 'Twas ever so But still he kept the nurses gay Then Herm got mad The case was sad The doctors carried him away Then Mac got flip Took a business trip And Chrony came out late that day. Have you ever heard Of a Prexy blow? For many years Considered an extinct species But suddenly It was discovered It sprang to life A strong, manly life And died as quickly For it fell Strongly Vigorously, It fell. And thus it died But a memory Fond and hearty Lingers And shall linger For Gerald Even G. Lambert Discovered that species And long Long-Shall retain the memory. Bald heads And Bald heads Very, very many Tom, Dick And Ferdinand Also1 Jack and Lenny Freshies And Sophomores Look alike to all Thus the Freshies make a climb And Sophs, they take a fall. 20-The Yellowstone forms a University battalion, but it is news to the University. The Gammas show class in scholarship (they have more members). 21-The University really starts to begin to commence to form the battalion. The report of the junior Prom shows that $4 was expended for flavoring for the punch and that someone got in for $2.95. 22-Sophs start under classmen's day twelve hours early, and also start something which they cannot finish- but the barber does that. 23-Under-class day-Sophs burn the frosh fire and take down the frosh flags, but the wool-chopping continues. Frosh oration on the Administration steps. A few Utes want Pete's hair. The Telegram's imagination quells a riot at the University. 24-Freddy Sachs becomes an American. 26-Prexy Widtsoe calls a special meeting and declares hair-cutting a relic of barbarism. "U" students fall in line at the big patriotic meeting and declare that they will help. 27-Prof. Giles discovers that the opera is only a week off. Aunt Lucy wonders what a mule skinner is. 29-The Board of Regents meets and approves of military training, institutes a school of commerce and finance, employs several of the native sod and gives honorary-titles to fifty-two of the faculty. 30-Bald-headed dance in the gym. Utah loses the decision to Boulder in the annual debate, as Eric has a cold (bottle) before the contest, and the judges are overcome by hypnotism and oratory. Norg plans for a world champ basketball team composed of cock-eyed left-handers. 31-McGarry follows the steps of the editor and also gets engaged. APRIL. 2-"Hansel and Gretel," the University opera, starts a four-night run at the Salt Lake theatre. 4-Nine seniors enlist in the officers' reserve corps. More news comes that the Board of Regents also "wants schools of pharmacy, dentisry and nursery. 5-Barristers try to bare the facts why the tuition raise should not be made. 6-'(Pew) student body nominations are made. "Move we proceed to further nominations" proves rather popular. Rear Admiral R. E. Peary addresses a special student body assembly on how to keep cool. 9-Capt. French advises the University men to be patient and not worry about the French not doing their part. Debater Bateman finds contest in war times is to either keep quiet or prepare. 10-Engineers "warn others not to do as they did at last year's U day banquet. 11-The student body votes to give up the feed (before it is eaten) and give the money to the Red Cross, but the girls vote to feed the U-day workers, anyway. The faculty votes to give credit to crop-raisers as well as military men. 13-U day. College monogram gets annual white-washing, and Widtsoe breaks precedent by getting in with the white-washers. The band also adds its pep to the day's proceedings. Big parade down to the campus from the U big eats, and a lecture by Cyril Maude (whom Maud May catches at last). Patriotic parade down town, and dance in the gym by those who survive. At the Strand in the evening. Preps step into limelight and present Iwo one-act skits. 14- 16-D->- cold Arbor day to plant anything nose (gay). except a red 159 x ¦ , ¦ " N |
