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Show We Wonder, We Wonder, We Wonder Who the girl is in the extreme south room at the Pi Phi House? Or if the blind is just broken. Why the gals chosen for the Beauty Contest were so sweet before the selections were made. Who the "milkman" was. (He was seen leaving the Chi-0 House at four-thirty A. M., dressed in a tux.) Why the Lambdas publicly abhor smoking and drinking, yet are no different from an3rone else when they are sure they will not be seen. Professor Pack is a very nice man, He lectures his students whenever he can. He says from tobacco and beer to abstain And you'll be surprised at the brain you will gain. (Written twelve years ago. No noticeable change in the Pack brain since.) Mighty Fine The Sigma Nus are certainly making a spectacular rise to fame, according- to word received here from the Sigma Nu fraternity. They have plans for a house now, a new project which they have been keeping quiet for the past year. Ground will be broken this summer. They have thirty-six brand new pledges, and some mighty fine ones, too. All thirty-six were rushed hard by other fraternities, and so the Sigma Nus feel mighty proud to feel mighty proud to feel mighty proud or something. It won't be long, now, according to the Sigma Nus, before the Sigma Nus will have some mighty fine Sigma Nus holding offices on the campus. There are some mighty fine fellows over at the Sigma Nu house, and we're mighty glad to hear from them any time. Just keep it up, fellows, you're doing mighty fine. Browne's Bros., Inc. BILLIARDS Largest and Finest in the State Soda Fountain - Hot Lunches 165% South Main Telephone Wasatch 2840 Salt Lake City Taylor-Richards The .&&7&k- Center The Best Place in Town to Buy Your Ford 41 East 9th South Wasatch 2916 FINE COFFEES Fresh from the Roaster Try Us to Know Good Coffees National Tea Importing Co. 45 West 1st So. Phone Was. 5005 International Smelting Company Ore Purchasing Departments 818 Kearns Bldg., Salt Lake! City, Utah Miami, Arizona Purchasers of GOLD SILVER COPPER Lead and Lead-Zinc Ores and Concentrates 370 |