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Show Chi Omega Utah, like every other University, lias one Sorority that is vastly superior to all the rest. Chi Omega so blesses our little campus. For more years than we care to mention, this gang of gals, greatly impressed with their own importance, has been sweeping over the campus leaving nothing but a faint nausea. They have so many members over at their house they are forced to hold meetings in sections, one fourth of the sisters at a time. The pledges must stay out on the lawn. As the Chi O's swept the campus this year they got a collection of little sisters that will be noted as the scrubbiest bunch of the century. The Chi O's will always have thousands of little sisters to fall back on. Lambda Phi Lambda We pause here and sigh deeply for the Lambdas. They have been struggling for so long, winning loving cups and sighing cups, beer cups and campus mugs, and all those things. The Bennion bag, the Sanders sack, and the Daynes dolt are the bellwethers of the Lambdas, and as they go, so go the goats. These members have been hanging around since the year 1. If they don't know their Girl Scout knots by this time, we fear it's hopeless. If you want to get some action go to the Lambda house and ask for three good-looking girls to pose for a picture. Forty chromos rush out and fall into their pose. For some foul examples see the student life section. THOMAS & MADSEN FURNITURE CO.T*-** Here's a store where you will find all the latest creations in new furniture. Suites and individual pieces that are styled by the master-craftsman. We invite your inspection and guarantee you lower prices on high grade merchandise. FORMERLY UPSTAIRS FURNITURE STORE 2 36 SOUTH STATE 366 |
