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Show ROLLING BALL GATHERS NO FEESH Abe Catches Carp to Outsmart Mate Abe in fighting pose. Repelling fraters left and left, Tidoe Q. (Cholmondeley) Ball plighted her tooth recently with Utah's well-known Abe (RoisterDoyster) Campbell. Sissy kissing was increased ten-fold by the advent of the Ball tribe to the fun-makers of the Utonian office hideout. Campus celebrities c..'id so-called "fine fellows" bemoan the loss of one of the best hey-hey gals to the ranks of the pin-hangers. When questioned about her past, the shy and unassuming co-ed refused to reveal particulars but did not hesitate to reveal particulars. The W. K. Tidoe fits nicely into the smug mugs at the Lambda house. In spite of her good intentions she spends hard-earned money for useless fingerwaves (her fingers have been waved countless times already). Yearly, at rushing, she displays chromos of herself before the pudgy pans of pulpy prospects. The advent of spring finds honest Abe, the fish mansy-wansy smiling slyly in the background. May we end on this note of romance? Dear Eddie: I am all worn out and run down. You are my idol. You are so big and strong that when I look at you it sends big shivers down my spine. Will you please tell me how I can grow big and strong too, so that all the girls will love me like they do you. Affectionately, Marwin Jonas. My Dear Marwin: All I do to keep in shape is smoke eight or nine Stemos every day. (Flit is a horrid word.) It also helps to take lots of cod-liver oil and sleep in till twelve. I am happy to number you among my ardent admirers. Skillfully, Eddie Newman. Typical objects combed out of Abe's beard. |