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Show DEFF MUTTS PROBE INIQUITY DEN Bump-toed investigators find sink of iniquity sunk. Wistful-eyed, sweet-voiced, uncosmeticised young girls do not always remain with crocheting needles in the dim nooks of oblivion. Some blossom forth and impose sugary smiles and hand-holding tactics on all who are not wary of these simple wiles. The past year has found pretty Virginia White answering impatient knocks on the A. S. U. U. office door. To one not so casual in his observation of human nature, it is evident that Miss White is concealing something. There is no doubt, say sagacious students, that if these doors were opened to the eyes of all, the long tiddlywinks sessions would never blot the name of student administration. Humbug and Utonian heads are constantly annoyed by the opproach of awk-eyed fraternity men seeking admission to this office. Staunch Puritans in the halls of Utah may be seen aghasting for air (the air is stuffy in the office anyway) at alleged actions. A Non-Tidd-lywinks Behind Closed Doors League has been recently formed on the campus as a means of checking delinquent A. S. U. U- officers. As a result of much derogatory publicity, elections have no doubt produced some mid-Victorian secretary who will purse thick lips and peer through strong-lensed glasses with an ever suspicious optic on her official duties. White discloses smile which captivated Wales and six sharks, (pool.) Amazing lithograph of the sack presented from time to time, by Miss White to broken-hearted suitors. 346 |