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Show NYMPH ADDS UMPH TO CHI-0 HERD! Campus-wide consensus of opinion has selected Miss Vera Gibson, beyond a shadow of a doubt, as the true Chi Omega type. Similar to the immortal Pumpkinhontiss is Miss Gibson, with deep-set eyes and black eyebrows split with the unmistakable Gibsonic nose and briefcase. To settle forever the incessant wrangling about the proportions of this lovable nymph we are disclosing figures judged by the clothes she wears; Angle, 10 inches; Calf, 10 inches; waist, 24 inches ; bust, 22 inches; hip 36 inches; reach, 6 feet; neck, no. Students will be interested to know that our charming Chi Omega model is the butter-half of the delightful complex, Gibson-Schroeder. Happy-go-lucky-Hoot meant her to be a scholar-she certainly is. A word about Schroeder-the students are almost breathlessly awaiting the end of the school year when the boy wonder will drop his sundry' books and, besides doffing his stocking cap, at last unmask. "Charles Dana" Gibson, the Epic Woman of a thousand dreams and heart-throbs. If the Ad Spoke the Truth "We used to have to pay our little brat, Jimmie, to take his milk. Now we beat hell out of him with a baseball bat, and he likes it fine!" 336 |
