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Show TORCH FIEND Fencing- costume used by Louis XVI when in a fencing frency he fenced Frence from border to boarder. (Pess the prunes, pliz.) Due to a stupid mistake on the part of our staff artist a rather poor and unrecognizable caricature was done of Miss Olive Thomas, hence the necessity of an article. Buxom and wholesome is Miss Thomas of Delta Epsilon. Just one of "the gals that men forget." This blonde miss is the true Delta type. Reluctant to pledge, she was finally won over by the promise of her future sisters to supply her with schnoogling throughout her college career. This only proves that while you can fool some of the people some of the time, you can't fool some of the people some of the people some of the time. In a cigarette it's tobacco, in a Delta Epsilon it's paste. Ciiarred trousseau found in bride's Torso. TOASTS TORSO! Umbrella-Makers' Ladies Auxiliary picnics on peak. Dear Schmaltz: Three days ago I lost my garters somewhere in the Park Building. Can you give me any clues as to their whereabouts? With love, Bob Bird. Dear Bob: After an exhaustive search, I finally located your sock's supporters in Grace's A. S. U. U. locker. They were lying right on top; I don't see how you missed them. Love from the best pal you've got, Schmaltz. Dear Putsonluch: I would like to tell you about that dirty Norm Higson. Last Friday I was out with Lizzie Gibbs. We were having a swell time, and once I almost kissed her. I did hold her hand a minute. All of a sudden Norm busts up and sa3's "Alma" and right then I seen that Liz was weakening. Purty soon Norm went out with Liz and I had to stay and eat up all the food. The food is sure lousy at the Pi Phi house. I sure wisht somebody would find Lizzie and bring her back to me. Socially yours, Dee M. Van Cott. "Disappointed Lover" |