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Show Lines on a Thin Linnet See the pretty voting booths, All lined up in a row; If they should have a recount, soon, Somebody's votes would grow. Uphold your school's tradition, boys, Cried out the Dean of Men Don't hesitate to cheat at all, Cultivate the yen. The boys with pen and pencil then Scratched their favorite's name, They tried their wurst the box to burst, For presidential fame. By hook and crook and sleight of hand The candidate's fame enhenced But when they read the ballots o'er, The candidate was yenced. Though cheaters always in the past Have gained their fame by sin, A new regime enforced the scheme, Now cheaters never win. Sigma Nu Thirty-three men in the bag, have we. And the new House gag still works with the leftover rushees, much to the disgust of every other group on the campus. The Nu's figure that they should give a bid to every freshman on the campus and luck will see to it that they get a few. It may be so, but warmed over potatoes sometimes sour. "We make men of leftovers," is their boast. And the campus is waiting after seven years to see the man. Kappa Sigma The newest national to the Utah Campus produced a president for the engineers. Poor engineers. Nothing since has been heard of them. Those Fraternities left out of this Tour can congratulate themselves. But let it be a lesson to them all. Get more good snaps this summer Sunny days, cloudy days, every day-get your pictures with Agfa, the only film that guarantees "Pictures that satisfy or a new film free." The Agfa guarantee means more than a million words-supreme confidence in a wonderful film-your assurance of good pictures. Bring your camera to us to be loaded with ALL-WEATHER FILM Bring Your Films to Us for EXPERT DEVELOPING and Printing Service A SIZE FOR EVERY CAMERA UTAH PHOTO MATERIALS CO. Opposite Temple Square SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH 364 |