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Show Just between us GanziesIt seems that there were two elephants - but elephants never tell. Anyway it was a big day in the life of Tommy Waddoups for he was to take Tabitha Harness and Kathryn Hall to the zoo. They bounced along singing '"To market, to market, Tabitha Harness."First they saw the pigeons - the third one from the left was a stool pigeon-and Tommy said he always did have a pigeon chest.They found much amusement on the lake shooting the rabbits in a canoe.Then the merrie companie tripped lightly over to the bull pen (not the Phi Delt house) where they beheld the big mama moose and all the little meeses.But the day was destined to end in sordid tragedy-when they got to the monkey cage, Tommy became one of the baboons and the girls had to take down their hair, and go home.Moral: Blood is thicker than water, but mud is thicker than half the distance through an athlete's foot.Old Kneecaps Come off in HandThere are a few things we didn't like about the Freshman Issue of the Chronicle, It stank. The green paint came off on our hands, and, since it was the seasons of colds-in-the-heads, we got green paint on our noses. And it stank.And this fraternity stuff. In the first place, the Freshman Chrony should never have mentioned the fraternities. What Horsley Worsley said about the "frats" stank. The eternal jeering at the sophomore class was almost tiresome. Naive booing at one's superiors brings out unrestrained disgust rather than unmitigated anger. That stank.DRINK Denha ter'sCARBONATED BEVERAGESWasatch 101361-65-67 WEST Itl SOUTHSalt Lake CityDependable Service, QualitySatisfaction to Customersin other wordsDistinctive WorkX^VTLJ N O R.YHyland 190 Office 319 So. MainSalt Lake City |