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Show si Delta ThetaPhi Delt took in the old AF's after they had been turned down for a Boy Hikers' Charter in 1916. Since then the Delts have plodded on and on carrying one water bucket after another for Utah's football teams. They make every new pledge promise to start as manager of the Tiddlywinks squad and work his way up in the athletic world. These boys are the social lions of the campus and probably would have a fraternity if they could tear themselves away from the admiring women long enough to sweep out the shack once in a while. Their national anthem is "Nobody does a thing beside a Shady Nook."Bard Catches Head in VatMETAMORPHOSIS: Jo Price, former Delta Ep play girl, from brown hair to blonde hair.DEPARTED: Barbara Browning, because she never could borrow any cigarettes.DEPARTED: Marge Anderson, because everyone was familiar with her line two weeks after her arrival here.DEPARTED: Edna Taylor, because she is going out with a returned missionary and is out of circulation.DIVORCED: University of Utah Barbarians, from the ball and chain of suppression.ARRIVED: President George Thomas, at the conclusion that ballot counters miscounted this year for the first time.METAMORPHOSIS: Made Ion Wherry, Chi Omega globe trotter, from a brunette to a blonde.THE MARK OFMIMTIMBER.ROCK.PAPERPRODUCTSFORBUILDING PURPOSESREZLIABILITVMorrison-Merrill & Co."THE LUMBERMEN"365 |