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Show Lines on a Thin LinnetSee the pretty voting booths,All lined up in a row; If they should have a recount, soon,Somebody's votes would grow.Uphold your school's tradition, boys, Cried out the Dean of MenDon't hesitate to cheat at all, Cultivate the yen.The boys with pen and pencil then Scratched their favorite's name,They tried their wirrst the box to burst, For presidential fame.By hook and crook and sleight of handThe candidate's fame enhenced But when they read the ballots o'er,The candidate was yenced.Though cheaters always in the past Have gained their fame by sin,A new regime enforced the scheme, Now cheaters never win.Sigma NuThirty-three men in the bag, have we. And the new House gag still works with the leftover rushees, much to the disgust of every other group on the campus. The N"u's figure that they should give a bid to every freshman on the campus and luck will see to it that they get a few. It may be so, but warmed over potatoes sometimes sour. "We make men of leftovers," is their boast. And the campus is waiting after seven years to see the man.Kappa SigmaThe newest national to the Utah Campus produced a president for the engineers. Poor engineers. Nothing since has been heard of them.Those Fraternities left out of this Tour can congratulate themselves. But let it be a lesson to them all.Get more good snaps this summerSunny days, cloudy days, every day-get your pictures with Agfa,, the only film that guarantees "Pictures that satisfy or a new film free." The Agfa guarantee means more than a million words-supreme confidence in a wonderful film-your assurance of good pictures. Bring your camera to us to be loaded withBring Your Films to UsforEXPERTDEVELOPINGandA size for K"! I 90 Printingevery camera m I !¦ ¦?¦ ServiceUTAH PHOTO MATERIALS CO.ALL-WEATHERFILMOpposite Temple SquareSALT LAKE CITY, UTAH364 |