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Show ALLEGED PANSY CHOSEN WINSOMEST"Negligee" Watkins after an hour with his soap-bubble pipe. Mr. Watkins smokes only Fels-Naptha in his favorite stocking-feet.George Watkins, 31, thistle-whiskered athlete has thrust his bulky bod}7 into the college spotlight for four long years. In the interest of fair play and Ned Nink, the Utonian statistician submits the following facts concerning the current football season.Watkins was penalized for foul play less than any other player in the conference.Watkins committed more fouls than any other five players.Watkins used 93 more head-locks than his closest competitor, his eye-ball gougings reached a conference record, coming up to the amazing total of 1131/2 pairs of balls.Watkin's knee marks were left on the best bellies in the league.Noses busted by Watkins, 93; noses picked, 94.Famed cutie (Georgia Watkins) shown dressing winningly for heart throbs of Sigma Chi formal.Thighs bitten, 34^. (Modesty forbids further count.) Sport critics unanimously acclaim the naive Watkins as the finest, most clean cut and sportsmanlike athlete of the era."Geez, fellows," said the lily-fingered, golden-haired Watkins, "I ain't much better than the ordinary athlete."352 |