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Show D.A.R. BANS FAG FILCHERAs a likely successor to "are-you-go-ing-down-t o w n-L u 1 u," we nominate "h a v e-you-got-a-cigarette-Anderson." Dark-horse Anderson may be seen trotting proudly from class to class with neck and ears held high.Marge intends to make Phi Kappa Phi.When interviewed, Miss Anderson said simply, "I am only an athlete in a gilded cage; yet I have bird's feet."The red-head is a member of the so-called Vagabond Trio, composed of Harness, Browning, and herself. The chief pastime of the three Rover girls is to loll languidly against Park basement lockers and onlockers. Foremost among these is Wilkes (Oswald Rabbit) Booth. Overconfident of her ability to bilk contended cows, this carrot-topped greenling spends her time trying to pervert conscientious students from the path of true knowledge to the path of true knowledge. On some days the attractive Anderson pan is clouded with a definite pout. This is called her water-pout, or right a-pout face. Something might be said on each flank, (flank you) but we are busy having our ashes hauled. (Jeeves, give this man twenty ashes with the horsehide whip!) Boo! Utonian!Fred Dunkelhorst poses with regalia. (We had to leave Regalia out of the picture because of her long hair.)1st Girl: "I hear this play Hot Desire is simply terrible."2nd Dirt Hunter: "M' dear, it's even better than that!"And then there was the dumb co-ed who thought a blocked kick was a square-toed shoe.345 |