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Show Dear Aunt Lucy: I have now been attending the University of Utah for three years and have diligently exerted myself in the splendid course of "fussing" but to no avail. I have not yet discovered my true affinity though I have considered every Co-ed. What am I to do?Cupid Mclntyre.Dear Cupid: Probably the field is not worthy of you. Begin again at another institution. Aunt Lucy.lightly on my right hand and smile, or to place my left hand artistically against my cheek and look pensive. Can you advise me? Ted Hull.We would recommend the latter pose by all means. It would be very effective if you also rolled your eyes slightly. Aunt Lucy.Dear Aunt Lucy: I am planning to be married in June. Should I mail separate announcements to my friends or advertise the event in the Chronicle. Freddie Banning.Dear Freddy: I think a unique way would be to distribute a quantity of beer chips. Aunt Lucy.Dear Aunt Lucy: I am in great perplexity. I cannot decide which is the most fetching pose; to rest my chinDear Aunt Lucy: In writing about my last birthday, the Chronicle cruelly stated that I was twenty-six years old. I find that this has greatly decreased the demand for me among the young men. I have great difficulty in capturing a fresh one. Can you advise me.Alberta.Dear Bertie: You have been ruthlessly exposed. You may never recover your former popularity, but don't give up. Die game. Wear more stunning clothes, You can! We should suggest a blazer material, which may be secured at K. O. B.'s at 95 cents per yard.Aunt Lucy.On the CarpetStudent knocks timidly on the door of Dean Cumming's office. In his trembling hand he holds a slip of paper (description of paper unnecessary. You've all seen them). A voice is heard from within in accents mild and sweet."Come in."(Student enters with eyes cast down; still quaking and snivelling.)After customary salutation, Dean says, "I've been hearing some very bad things about you."Student says nothing.Dean continues, "You know I think it is a shame for a fellow with your enviable reputation, of your moral standing, to allow such reports to get out about him."(Student's chest goes out about an inch.)"A man of your great abilities and genius, a man who has made such remarkable achievements in the past, cannot afford to act in such a way that these things will be said about him."("Stude's" chest goes out two inches more and his chin rises perceptably.)234 |