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Show uro:The Fable of the GamblerBy GEORGE AIDONCE upon a time there was a Managing Editor of a 1913 Utonian, who, on his insane wanderings in the interest of the would-be Book, blew into the Business Apartments of a Money-making Merchant, who had once plunged to the extent of purchasing a one dollar and a half Ad. in a U. of U. Publication."It's a fine snow we're having, isn't it?" ventured the Utonian Gink.In about five minutes the busy Man gruffly queried, "What's your business?"And then the Utonian Guy strung his Line about the Value, the Desirability, the absolute Necessity of a Utonian Ad.Said the Man of the World: "I once bought a dollar and a half Ad. in one of your University Sheets. It wasn't worth a DAMiN by a Dollar and a Half.""The HELL you say!" gulped the Utonian Slave for want of better Words."That's the straight Dope," said the Business Man. Well, wThat could the Utonian Slave say?Moral: Please turn through these Advertising Pages. Discover what Merchants are advertising with you, not only to show their good will and gain yours, BUT TO GET YOUR TRADE,Help your University and yourself by trading with Them.Show them that Advertising in your College Publications is worth while, or one of your biggest Activities will join the TITANIC at the Bottom of the Sea.Century Printing Co., Salt Lake254 |