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Show "You as one of the greatest leaders among the students, as one of the most imitated of University men, must consider not only yourself but others."(A button bursts off the "stude's" waistcoat.)"I am sure that I can depend on such a praiseworthy and brilliant young man to be a little more careful in the future. Good day."(Student struts grandly to the door,Furthermore, there was a girl, who was pretty.The boy had to read the book that was a required reading. He had to read it in a day.The girl did not.CHAPTER III.The day was a sunny Sunday. The boy said, "I am going to read that book today."The girl said, "Oh!" She smiled.CHAPTER IV.The boy did not read the book that was a required reading. He obtained a flunk. A flunk is not an ornament.Which One?Prof. Pack-"There is a certain young man in this class who persists in sleeping."pompously opens it and passes out. He stops in the hall, poses with one hand on his extended chest and declaims, "Well I guess I'm all right-all right."Les IncomprehensiblesBy VICTOR.HUGE JOKECHAPTER I.There was a book. Books are embalmed thoughts.The book was a required reading.CHAPTER II.There was also a boy. The boy was a foolish boy.Prof. Reynolds, Prof. Marshal and Prof. Allen were looking over the ground where the new building will be. As they were peering about in the grass they were observed by two students."What are they doing?" asked one."Oh, they're looking for verb stems and cube roots," answered the other.Jay-"Gee! I like waffles." Margaret-"Do you eat down there often?"The Latin word for man is "vir." The Hebrew word for trap is "gin." By putting them together we get a descriptive definition of virgin.Famous AffinitiesA would-be thief is Lucile,Men's hearts she attempts to steal. But she fails I aver. For men give them to her,And she breaks them to see how they feel.Mary Home doing service for Uncle Sam's Postal Department. She handles both kinds of ma(i)leIf Ham is fat is Pau-line?236 |