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Show VNIVERSITY OF VTAH ¦ STUDENT BODY ELECTION WE never knew we had so many men who could manifest such supreme executive ability in every line until election. Everybody had their own candidates, from men of superhuman minds to women with outstanding virtues. "Fat" Hendricks was there to third all the motions and even went so far as to refuse to accept a declination. We hope that no credits are withheld on account of the outstanding printing bills of some of the candidates, and then, too, who's the guy that says "money doesn't talk"? Didn't that Rich guy win out for president? We'll bet that since all those Beta votes were cast, their cellar isn't so full. The battle cries of some of the famous candidates were as follows: Rich: "Keep football at home." Dinwoodey: "Revisions with traditions." Nelson: "Viva La P.A.E." Knowlden: "Vocation without representation is robbery." Nebeker: "To be robust is to be elected." Clawson: "We, the Chi Omegas, object." Worthen: "Shylock and I were brothers." Curl: "Keep the money in the gang." Dailey: "Have you voted yet?" Cragun: "Kenna have the job?" McCarty: "150 pounds of pep." Murdock: "Years of experience." Mathewson: "Bar-risters forever." Sellick: " I won't be hood-winked." Snow: "If the Betas say I'm good, I must be." Wyatt: "Centuries of experience." Smith: "He drew his votes." Wooley: I'm willing to be humbugged." Dean: "All that they say, I am." Oswald: "You're a better man than I am, Elmer Dean." Thelma Grace: "Grace-ful at any cost." Grace Stone: "Not so hard as the name might seem." Page 275 |
