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Show 16 and he was on the ground getting his axiixxxxxi fat belly beat like bongos, and they didn't stop till he had oinked out "Oh Susana" to the rhythm. Funly g cried like a baby. "Oink, oink, oink, oink," said Jarvis and Georgie. "Okay for you," cried Funly when they finally let him up. "I'm sleeping out in my backyard tonight and I came over to invite nptv one of you, Safe but*neither of you are coming because I'm inviting sftidky Jinx." With that, Funly rumbled out the driveway and back across the street. Georgie and Jarvis reconnoitered. Big Funster was at work, so they wouldn't have to face him. It'd probably be Funly's Grand~Ma. They went to the back of Georgie's yard and slipped through the xaisxixxixs fence to the &&&*s yard. They chased the fs xxx; dog, Bosco, out of his dog house in the back of the garage and sat in there, a bit cramped and stinky but a good hiding place. Soon enough they heard Grand^Ma Funster screaming their names in Georgie's driveway, but too, too late. Georgie and Jarvis were hiding on the moon. Mrs. Gorky came out and listened to Grand^Ma Funster recount the pack of lies Funly had told her about the brutal attack, but Georgie and Jarvis had whacked up Funly so often that ixxxxxxxx they'd started to gain credibility; half the time*e*teefess£ mtmtmmHm Wii'ilj "^'i ' I'IIIHUIHH dcyjxg mm ii li IHJJIIMT IIIII'ill in II HI I'll in il ii a d u l t s t h o u g ht Funly was either lying or stupid or deserved it. The beating wasn't so bad as to make the grudge last till evening, so they wouldn't have to listen to Big Funster stutter at them for an hour either. So the immediate problem out of the way, Georgie Gorky and Jarvis Loop started mumbling to each other about the next problem. Funly was sleeping out, and when Funsters did anything they always did it with FOOD. Sometimes they brought their guns, but they always had food. It was the one thing Funly had over them and too many times fcxx they'd ended up smacking on each other because Funly came over and invited one of them to eat out or eat over or go to Big Funster's hunting camp or, like tonight, sleep in Funly's back yard, and didn't invite the other. Then they'd have to hate each other for weeks, because if Funly had Georgie sleep over, then Georgie*d have to spend the night talking about the snakes in Jarvis's eyes, and Jarvis tKvfc would hate Georgie for being such a creep^he'd sell his friendship and hang out with a worm like Funly, all for a few pizzas and milk |