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Show THE STUDIO BEAUTIFULHIGH ART PHOTOS122 SOUTH MAINSALT LAKE CITYMartin-"Say, 'Shorty,' are you going to the Devil tonight?""Shorty" Walker-"No, I went last night."Professor-"Please give the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution."Whitmore-"A person cannot be deprived of life, liberty or death without due process of law."Benny Howells says: "A boil in the pot is worth two on the neck."Pres. Alley (in chapel)-"I believe the musicians are all gone this morning. Miss Browning, won't you play?"Inter-Mountain Electric Co.(Electrical Supplies; anb ConstructionTelephones13 South Main StreetSALT LAKE CITY, UTAHDeep wisdom-swelled head.Brain fever-he's dead.-A Senior.False fair one-hope fled.Heart broken-he's dead.-A Junior.Wtent skating-bumped head.Cracked skull-he's dead.-A Sophomore.Milk famine-not fed,Starvation-he's dead.-A Freshman.-Ex.ERASED."Is there any soup on the bill of fare?" "No, sir. There was, but I wiped it, off."-Harvard Lampoon.When life is not worth the living, you can usually blame it on the liver.-Points.TO THE COMING JUNIORS,You Juniors should see to it that your actions are such that Freshmen following in your footsteps shall not be led astray.Passed by the staff over the editor's veto(250 ) |