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Show UTAH DEPARTMENTW$t JBento Jf ire Clap Company156 SOUTH WEST TEMPLE SALT LAKE CITY, UTAHWe have a Complete Line of School ApparatusWE WILL IMPORT FOR TOUDUTY FREE, SUPPLIES for CHEMICAL, PHYSICAL, GEOLOGICAL AND MINING LABORATORIESNEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS.(From the Murray Times.)Lost-An idea. 'Tis important as the loser has none to spare. Please return to Laura Stevens and get reward.(From the Evening Telegram.) Wanted-Another girl to "fuss".Shemust be "nifty" and real live.-Doc Ray-bould.(Mill Creek Jingles.)Mr. George Hastings and Miss Ivy Wil-kenson will entertain each other at every opportunity afforded.(Provo Scandal.)Wanted-Some means to win a certain sweet girl. A liberal reward will be given for such information.-Henry Richardson.It is reported that "Mike" Carmichael has chosen as his thesis, "The More Complete Extraction of Grunts from Pig-iron."Mildred Jenson-"Nora, what are you squeezing my hand for?"Nora Sheckell-"Oh, I was just thinking."ORDER OF BUSINESS AT FACULTY MEETING.1. Present motion.2. Pass it.3. Discuss it.4. Reconsider it.5. Amend it.6. Amend the amendment.7. Discuss it.8. Move to lay on the table.9. Discuss it.10. Refer it to committee with power to act.11. Discuss it.12. Adjourn.13. Discuss it.-Ex.Prof. Reynolds.-"Mr. Perry, how do you use the word?"Perry.-"I never use the word, Professor."At the poker game."Say, Fat, does your mother know you're out?""Yes, but not how much."-Yale Record.Prof. Coray-"The undergraduate student, it seems, must mix up in many things; "he has to have college spirit, and he has to have lots of other spirits-"The Boy-"My , father is a professor, but my brother works and makes money."YOU ARE GOING TO BEiWatrteb/ expect to engrave your Invitations and Announcements, At Home Cards and Calling Cards, and StationeryHELD'S SMART SHOPJOHN HELD, Pen Doctor(246)60 Main StreetSALT LAKE CITY |
