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Show HOW TO EDIT A YEAR BOOK.A DEFINITION.When a student makes a flunk,Keep it out. When a chapel song is punk,Keep it out.When two friends in anger clash, ' When an athlete wins the dash, Or somebody donates cash,Keep it out.If they quarrel when at church,Keep it out. When the prof, should wield the birch,Keep it out.When nine coeds, fair to see, Whisper something over tea, Print it? Goodness gracious me,Keep it out.When there's something really good,Keep it out. For you know you really should,Keep it out.Stories thin and stories tall, Good and bad and big and small, Anything that's fun at all,Keep it out.-Selected."THE FACULTY," AS SUNG BY BANNINGThe Faculty, the Faculty, they always seemto have it in for me; They got me up before the bunch, and saidthey'd pickle me.The Faculty, the Faculty, they're the meanest people I did ever see; But, I got a hunch and I quit the bunch and gave them the grand tee hee! The Faculty, the Faculty!Roberts-"Atheism is merely that kind of theism which the ordinary narrow-minded theist cannot understand.""The chilling breezes swept down the valley."Prof. Marshall.-"Breezes are not chilling. Better use wind or something else.""A ring is something round with a hole in it."-Draper.Students, -of all people, embrace the idea of getting something for nothing with a good deal of enthusiasm.it."Phillips-"I've got a new idea!" Miss Ivans-"What is it?"" Phillips-"We'll cut the girls' hair." Miss Ivans-"Impossible! They'll hideButler-"Step to the board, Romney." Romney-"I think Powers would like to go."Butler-"No; you go. I like your eyebrows."Butler-"All slang is poetry which has not been translated."AFTER FRESHMAN-SOPH. SCRAP."We do not need an administration building so much as we need a jail."- W. W. Riter.A Utah Engineer's Future Happy Home(236) |