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Show REETINGSFor this, the Fifth Volume of the Utonian, the customary apologies are in order.A year-book is necessarily a Pot-pourri, the ingredients of which are gathered from the musty cogitations of college professors, as well as from the flowery thoughts of a sweet normal graduate, hence neither unity of order nor of composition is to be expected. If, when opening the cover of this book your eye becomes offended at some Engineer's English, just wink; if an Arts' too realistic description of the April Fool prank offend your nose, hold it, for both eye and nose will be dulled if you but continue to turn these pages.To those who have been the victims of impertinent slugs, we especially apologize and ask them to remember that such things are customary in college annuals, that they must be printed to satisfy a depraved student body, and that no one takes them seriously. If any person who reads this book finds herein some one thing of merit, we shall feel amply repaid. |
