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Show Independent Order of Inveterate QueenersPREAMBLEE, the promoters of Heart Culture in the University of Utah, believing that the proper function of this University is not co-education but coo-education and desiring to propagate the excrutiating principles of queenology among the students of this University, do organize and ordain the Independent Order of Inveterate Queeners and adopt for our Government the following Constitution:Article 1The name of this organization shall be the Independent Order of Inveterate Queeners.Article IISection 1.-All rights to occupation of halls, stairways, walks and lawns of said University and vicinity, shall be vested in the members of this society.Section 2.-Any student, boy or girl, regardless of race, color or previous experience in servitude, who has attained an average of 23 in at least thirteen hours' work, and has spent a minimum of eight hours per diem in the study of coo-education, is eligible to membership.Article IIIAll cases developing from activity in this society shall be judged by our Supreme Judge Time, prosecution being conducted by Attorney General Cupid.Article IVSection 1.-Treason shall consist in attending more than nine classes per week, and in levying flirtation against the affinity of another member of this society.Section 2.-Punishment for treason shall consist of being denied the privileges of the organization for one day.Officers and MembersChief Fusser Vice Chief Fusser Secretary Treasurer . Sergeant at Arms Keeper of the BeaconJ. Gansl Ada Holmes Ivy Wilkinson "Stew" Taylor "Dunc" Gardner"Tilly" OlsonLeland WalkerFlorence Veness"Bobby" Goodwin. "Tiny" Home"Benny" HowellsKathleen Speight *Lorin Whitmore Alice Glenn *Harry Alley Fred BanningHonorary Members:George Hastings L. L. Butler?Expelled for losing his Affinity.tDisqualifled for stating that it would be undignified to put a lady on the Executive Board of this Society.(92) |