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Show Mr. Goff illustrates the power of imaginationVAT ISS?Produced by the Scribblers' Club at the A. S. U. U. Vaudeville, April 14th, 1910.(Air; It Vas der Dutch.)Vot is der greatest school ve got in dis orany state? Who are der smartest boys and girls veknow of up to date? Who vipes der earth mit Boulder, undwho fights mit Brigham Young' Who tramples on der Aggies, und whoshrieks mit mighdy lung? It is der U; it is der U.Could a man from Yale discover Dr. Pack?Ve do.It is der U; it is der U; Who always leads der world?It is der U. To whom does fadder Prexy go to get hissinformation? Und vat brave voman iss it dat resemblesCarrie Nation?Who makes der famous miners' rolls, Und cooks der same old beans? Who is it dot expects us all to eat hersubmarines?It is Van Cott; it is Van Cott;Can der schtudents schtand her sandwiches at all? Course not!It is Van Cott; it is Van Cott. Who is der Prexie's Boss?It is Van Cott. Who first laid out der glossy lawns,Utah's most famous plot; Vere every schtudent gets laid out if heshould on dem valk? Who catches all der straying svedes andmakes dem-sveep der halls? Who vas it dot first boost der price venschtudents give dere balls?Dot's Nordvall! Dot's Nordvall!Has dot yanitor got lots of hair? Schust six, dot's all!Oh, Nordvall! Oh, Nordvall! Peruna's good for hair,Oh, Nordvall! Who says ve must not schmoke or drinkboth here und anyvere? Who says don't climb der flagpole up? Who says don't cut der hair? Who says beer hass der devil in,und leave der "stiffs" alone? Who says my boy sit down und grind, orChristmas you go home? Triumvirate, Triumvirate.Vy do Bennion, Bradford, Marshall sit uplate, so late?Triumvirate.To make der schtudents squirm, Triumvirate, Triumvirate.Vat is der youngest teachers here vat delsus how to write? Who is 'a qveenin all der time mit girlsbote day und night? Who is der fadder of der Schribbs, votwrites dot fonny play? 'Who gets der cabbage on der headt undhaf to run avay?Dot's Lafayette; dot's Lafayette.Und dot Pennsylvania Deutscher, Hastings yet, you bet! Dot's Lafayette; dot's Lafayette.But Roberts made der pen, Oh, Lafayette!Who teaches us dis Sherman brogue dot ve are using here?Who do not hate der cigarette;Who likes der Shermen beer?Who has der viskers like der goat?Who has no beard at all?Wfho iss dot andre deutscher man mit headt like cannon-ball?Dot's Ashby Boyle; dot's Mr .Vise.An odder terrible Svede called Arnoldson,Don't run!Oh, Arnoldson! Oh, Arnoldson!A fonny little group dose Deutscher man.YOU GET THREE GUESSES.I saw a man once kiss a girl,While on a joyous spree, Now which of us was loaded-The man, the girl, or me?-Lippincott's.Who but an aeronaut could find use for an air plant?Freshman-"I got a zero in algebra today."Sophomore-"Huh, that's nothing!" Freshman-"What's nothing?" Sophomore-"Zero."QUERIES.Has anyone seen ' Draper's debating notes?Frank Johnson has mastered a little French (?).Just ask "Happy" Johnson to tell you the joke about his dimple.Prof. Roylance talked and Gibbs slept(242) |
