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Show "When you take the last biscuit on the plate, it is a good sign that you will get a good husband."Miss Van Cott.-"I don't believe it."IN ASTRONOMY.Student.-"Has the moon regular habits?"Prof, (absent-mindedly)-"No, once a month it goes into the milky way, gets full and doesn't go until its last quarter has disappeared."-Harvard Lampoon.Senior Engineer (with 136 hours credit) .^"Why do I need this much credit when an 'Art' only needs 120 hours?"Becky-"An 'Art' has more intellectual work."Freshman Girl-"You should have been to chapel today; it was simply interesting.""And what did you say you call this room?""The mush room.""What a queer name for a parlor!""Yes, but appropriate; my seven sisters became engaged in this room."-Ex.Gibbs (in a debate)-"The Canadian banking system is one of the best banking systems in the United States."A TOAST.Here's to the class that plans things-Builds things-makes things;That prates not of classes of old,Nor boasts of achievements bold;But puts down its books and takes a holdAnd does things.-Adapted.A NOVEL PLAN.Miss Jessup-"You can always tell what a person knows by the size of his head."Prof. Bennion-"Well, then I guess we'll have a system of head measurements instead of final exams."Prof. Gibson-"How is the Republican politician this morning?"Prof. Evans-"Oh, he's all right. He's going out on the stump tonight."Prof. Gibson-"Don't speak from manuscript do you?"Prof. Evans-"No, but I sleep in a night shirt.""The spider is happiest when his life is hanging by a thread."He-"As a rule, professors are a brave class of men."She-"It's conscience that makes cowards of us all."Prof. Hall-"What are there besides atoms?"Bright Student-"Eves."L S. HILLS, President JOHN C. CUTLER, V. President H. S. YOUNG, CashierE. S. HILLS, Asst. Cashier L. W. BURTON, Asst. CashierBe^eret ilattonal panfeUNITED STATES DEPOSITARYCapital Surplus500,000.00 500,000.00Safety Deposit Boxes for RentSALT LAKE CITY UTAH(241) |