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Show Genial jingles,Poor verse, All of them bad;Some of them worse.-Adapted.There was a rare gimlet named Beckstrand, Who couldn't make his pump erect stand;He put it up thriceFor it blew over twice- Rah-rah-rah! Rah-rah-rah! Beckstrand!We have one professor, poor Ph. D. Paul, Who doesn't know anything about nature at all;He raises tomatoesAnd Irish potatoes For Lucy to serve at the Faculty Ball.Mr. Hintze-"Bring me a chair. Not because I am not tall enough, but because the stick is too short."We must not forget lusty Lyman, Who's not only a broad but a high man;He's called Windy Dick,He's the pick of the pick, But with the ladies he's not a real spry man.An English professor named Marshall, To pretty girls was partial,He'd confer by the hourWith girls in his bower, And Hastings got sore as the deuce.A debating coach from Bowdoin, Ammie Blaine,With the 'Varsity debaters did raise cain; He kept laying down the "law-r," With his everlasting "jaw-r,"Till he drove the poor unfortunates insane.There were two debaters from Utah Who went to Eugene with their tutor;The tutor was drunk,The debaters were punk, And that's why they failed to refute her.Prof. Bradford.-"Mr. Sneddon, which part of a horeshoe furnace is the hottest?" Sneddon.-"The inside."Dr. Pack.-"If a student is working I am as patient as can be, and will help him out to the last ditch, but if he is not studying I will also help him out to the last ditch."My skin is just chuck full of me-meat, bones and juice where none can see.I wonder how they got me in to fit so snugly in my skin.-The California Pelican.Prof. Reynolds.-"Where is the climax in Miss Riter's story?"Miss Cazier.-"Of course, turned over the page."where she(240) |
