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Show The BarristersDavid B. Oleson-"Hear ye, hear ye, the moot court of the University of Utah is now in session, so help you God."Joseph S. Fish-"Please, Professor, a-a-a-can I just ask one more question?"Ezra Cox-"Don't think so; not according to Judge Frick."L. A. Whitmore-"Well, fellows, I'm so busy, I can't wait."George M. Cannon, Jr.-Siz! boom! bang! Mostly Sis.Morton Morris-(A man who has seen all that you have, and seen it first.)Belnap-"This was a motion to squash."John H. Fife-"It'll never amount to anything till you get it on the hill."Leigh L. Nettleton-Clerk of the moot court. "Come thru with your docket fees."L. G. Kelley-"I love the Barristers' Club, but O! you other things;'Beck, Clarence M. -"I never lost but one bet in my life." (Or: The Pride of American Fork.)Charles G. Y. Higgins-"When you have to dress the baby there's an excuse."J. Tracey Wootton-A lover of Maud Leone-only doesn't like her dark skin.Vic S. Amussen-(To expressman)-"How much compensation do you consider remunerative for transporting this paraphernalia?"Dermont (Demur) Huffaker-"Yer honor, I demur to the complaint."Morgan-A. B. (c to x, y, z)-LL. D.Elder Henry L. Jones-"By Heck, he ought to be punished."William Blackstone Higgins-Any good for law? His mother cooked for an attorney; he read Blackstone at three, and lived next door to a supreme judge.Clark Gray-Who, in an argument, would carry things to their-shall we say logical extreme. Who would amend the violation (?) of the Constitution by liberating the Philippine islands, or write another. Who would have a club grow, or strangle it in its youth (and then write its elegy).Faculty SmokerN event which most law schools of importance have the good fortune to experience annually marked the climax of Barrister festivities of the year. It was the pleasure of the students of this department to be entertained during an evening in the month of November by the Law Faculty. Historically it is the first of its kind in the State and will stand as one of the social stones which mark the stern advance of the Law School of Utah. Besides this, the event possessed an internal significance to the Barrister.The order of the evening was "Be Thyself." Opportunity was afforded for this expression. When the-----------La Megaswere passed around as a preliminary, certain elements asserted themselves as strictly abstinent (among whom the ex-missionaries were strong), and classified themselves as "the elect." The Plebs, who vigorously indulged themselves, soon befouled and befogged the atmosphere with their exhalations.*****When the fog had sufficiently cleared to permit the penetration of the eye, a table, sumptuously decked with goods for the palate, could be detected. It was not long idle before fulfilling its purpose. * * When the liquid began to flow, one whose assumed attribute classified him among the elect-and in particular an ex-proselytor-suddenly resumed the more positive and wider known semblance of that form of life which is classified as "Fish.''Fireside intercourse and soap-box oratory filled in the remainder of the evening. ; ¦ : !/H(106) |
