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Show IAsk Any Undergraduateâ€"These keen Young Fellows are wise to most everything. One important thing they know is "It's the cut of your clothes that counts." Most of them will tell you to go to Society Brand for correct cut. That's why Society Brand Clothes are so popular on the campus.MULLETT-KELLY CO.The Flaw In His Knowledge"Observe the slant of yonder brow," My coco's crammed with lambent lore,The aged stranger said, My pate is stuffed with stuff,"Unless you're narrow, you'll allow On all the arts 1 know the score,1 have a noble head." And lots of other guff.""You have, I freely will intone," I told that aged nut, "I know more books than Ruskin did,"A conk that's fairly free from bone, More art than any Taine,A cunning occiput." Galileo is just a kid, Beside my potent brain.""I think you have a sterling skull, But then the stranger scuffed his toeâ€"A sweet and seemly dome." "Although I know the ropes,"Young man," said he, "you're not so There is a flawâ€"my secret woeâ€"dull, / cannot pick good cantaloupes!"You make me feel at home. Hal The HermitPage 377 |