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Show Hi&h LightsO lord, history again .... wonder if Cleopatra really was a red-head .... not a bad work-out at that, I guess .... Caesar was a pretty bright guy .... wrote all his dirt in Latin .... Hell, I can't even say hello .... Gosh, I hope Napoleon won the battle of Armageddon .... Because that's what I said on the last quiz .... Oh well, why worry .... They say Helen of Troy used to get her dresses from Paris .... Sounds likely .... And Eve seemed to think clothes grewon trees.....I sure believe in reincarnation.... because the next time I come back to earth I want to be a bear .... they hibernate half the time .... Wonder what the Egyptians did for sunburn .... it takes an awful ass to go swimming at three a.m. but Leander did it plenty .... but I guess he had a good reason .... if Josephine looked like her picture, I don't blame Napoleon for going to Russia ... . imagine Solomon sttpping on the cat at five in the morning .... some ruction, I guess .... no, professor, I don't know that, and------thank gawd this class is over!UNIVERSITY STUDENTS!Remember Us!When You Are Thinking Music!Here your patronage is appreciated and you will get "Record Service."Victor, Columiba, Brunswick RecordsAlways the Latest in Sheet MusicMegaphones Instrument SuppliesHolton Band InstrumentsGibson Mandolins, Banjos and GuitarsGlen Bros.-Roberts Piano Co.The Home of Mason and Hamlin Piano 161 South Main StreetWALK-OVER"Pep in your Step.STYLED RESTFULNESSWhen you step into a WALK-OVER you step into comfortâ€"and without sacrifice of style.Walk-Over Shoe Store214 So. Main St.NIGHT SONG TO MAID WHO DOUBTSHIS AFFECTION AND ACTSACCORDINGLYWhat's the matter, maiden? Why this attitude? When you should be laden With beatitude? Why the frigid shoulder? Why the clammy mitt? Colder than a boulderâ€" Why the sudden fit? Damsel, I believe you Think that I'm subdued; Though I hate to peeve you, Merry is my mood. Lady, get calescent! Heave no heavy sighs! Let's be effervescent; You need exercise! When you passed me by, oh Why the angered air? She was just a Chi O; There's no danger there. Maid like Aphrodite, Can the doubtful quibble: Lady, nightie nightie.... You should bibble!Hal the HermitPage 370 |
