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Show For Those Remembrances to the GraduatesWe Surest"Utah Jewelry"Utah Felt and Other Goods Pen and Pencil SetsDesk Sets - Seal Stationery Memory BooksQuality Merchandise at Fair PricesUniversity Book StoreTHE editor asked me to write something about graduation, so here I am, all full of sentiment and halitosis. I have all of what I laughingly call my aids to inspiration gathered around me: paper, Gordon water, a typewriter, Gordon water, erasers, orange juice (wherenell zat orange gone?) and last but far from least, Gordon water. Along with these I should like to mention Gordon water.I think I'll have a lil aid to inspiration.....H'ray! . . . More inspiration. . Ray! .... I'm alll insspitedâ€"I mean inspiwed . . . Thass me. Inspiqed.Well, folps, I mean foks, hereh I amh------wat I mean is, I'm here. Right here.â€"Now about Xmasâ€"I mean gardyationâ€"that ain't right. Graduatupnâ€"an that aintrifht. Oh hell I think Id jusasoon rite about Xmas. Xmas isha very merruseasom of the yere. Thw genhle glow casued by the lit brandyâ€"heh hen__thassgoodâ€"thq brandu's litâ€"I'm litâ€"everythings litâ€"her herâ€"sa jokeâ€"aw it is too a jokeâ€"Glug glugâ€"thass the way I souglugâ€"awâ€"I mean Ahhhâ€"now bring onn dwhe nlm inspieengâ€"Abslutlyâ€" glugyur Temmysobâ€"I mean Tennusom__wellbring him onâ€"About Xmasâ€"or grasualionâ€"the prexy was standing on tha seal-smokinhâ€"StopJ^ me fyou herad this 1.â€"yeh justry nstop^ me. Thass what I sed. You herad me . . . More inssprstionâ€"thass what I needâ€"glug glugâ€"glugâ€" Now as i was saynâ€"I mean gluhgâ€"Say thisis along article^â€"thiss plenty lonmâ€"Inogâ€"wherza period __wherizat periodâ€"i'm madâ€"1 wanta periodâ€"cant stopwitgout a preiodâ€"gotta have pireodâ€"mawâ€"i wan aperoydâ€"peroudâ€"proideâ€"pur-iodâ€"perodâ€"whersperoidâ€"glu-glugâ€"pie-ord__Omigawd-wehriSat pieordâ€".....Heresa proied . . . nother .... nothre . . . more periodss......lotsa ppereods.............glugâ€"HAL THE HERMITPage 349 |