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Show Everythingfor the Office andSchoolDrawing and Art SuppliesKindergarten Material School and Office FurnitureMimeographs and SuppliesUtah-Idaho School Supply Co.155 South State St.GIRLS WHO CALL UP FRATERNITY HOUSES(Ask Any of the Brothers)The pain-in-the-neck who gives the house a ring at mealtime, and then wants to do nothing more than gossip and chew the rag for over an hour with any brother who'll waste the time.The wet-blanket who phones at a quarter to eight to lisp sweetly, "I'm so sorry but I can't possibly keep the date I had: with you for tonight."Then there's the gal who pipes up about not being able to say what she really wants to say because she just knows that the J party is listening in.Or the peevish young lady who hangs up the phone after rjising cain when you offer an explanationBut the prize goes to the Lulu that shouts over the wire, ' Guess who this is!"Page 366EvolutionThis month the maidens choose a queen, And crown her maid with flowers,And trip a light fantastic toe Beneath the leafy bowers.That is, they used to dance that way, When maidens knew their onions,And when the light fantastic toes Were free and clear of bunions.But now a grotesque fad appears,And has completely got 'em, They choose some hall and with their shiekCavort in the black bottom.In former days the vernal breezeBlew through the May Queen's tresses,But now, alas! She's cut them short, Just as she has her dresses.In former years she walked the streets With her in-steps barely showing,But now her step-ins can be seen When the May breeze is blowing.DRINK^enhalter'sCARBONATED BEVERAGESDon't Soak Your School-girl Complexion in a Wash-tubPalace LaundryAll Repairs and Specials Free of ChargeHyland 562 Hyland 2562 |