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Show 625 So. State Was. 2624Uptown Office 22 East 1st. So.Our service will merit your patronage. Don't forget we laundercords and sweaters.LITTLE ESSAYSNOODLESPERHAPS one of the best bits of advice to noodle eaters is that old aphorism "No noodles is good noodles." Likewise our slogan for this journal has always been "All the Noodles fit to print." No New Year's Eve all the bells in the city pealed out the glad tidings "Ring out the old, ring in the noodles!"Few realize the tremendous vitalizing and tonic powers of noodles. Our office is literally swamped each morning with testimonials from grateful patients who had given up all hope of health and happiness, but who now believe that "A noodle in time is the shortest distance between two joints." One of these patient sufferers composed a song to the noodle entitled "You made me what I am today, I hope you're not ashamed of yourself."Louise XVI and Marie Antoinette wrote through the medium of an ouija board that more than anything else they regretted that they had become excited and lost their heads in a trying situation. "An extra noodle would have been such a help."Writes one lady: "For years I couldn't eat, speak, use a fire-hose or hurdle. I was a dumb bunny at repartee, a blight on any party. My half-Nelson was ineffective; I couldn't carry a tune a half-block without stentorous breathing. "My expression was no more reliable than an alarm clock or a whisky bottle label. There were spots on and before my eyes."Then one day I heard about noodles. The revolution in my life was something to write beacon-fires on the mountain tops about. I was a new woman before you could say 'Kellogg,' or Popocatapetel."Noodles have certainly meant a hâ€"1 of a lot in my young life and I don't give two hoots up the church steeple who knows it. Noodles are certainly the berries, in spirit if not in actuality."So you too, dear reader, by going in for Noodles on a grand scale can let yourself in on one of the greatest frauds since the South Sea Bubble.â€"Hal the HermitALWAYS BETTER SERVICEATStreator-SmithINC.47 W. 4th South Wasatch 2693Drive down paved street back of Newhouse Hote!Red andWhiteUsed CarMarketn 805 So. StateJbr Economical TransportationCHEVROLETComplete Service EverythingPage 351 |