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Show What Is This, a GameHow he worshipped her! When she entered the classroom his heart did a tail spin, and it was a case of love at first sight. But yet, though passion burned in his bosom, he still retained the chivalrous manner of not speaking until he had been formally introduced. Frantically, he dug up a mutual acquaintance.At last he had met her! They were alone. His dream had come) true!The silence was appalling. His tongue clove to the roof of his mouth. Dumb! But, ah, remembering the cigarette ad he had seen that morning, he nonchalantly lit a fag, and a semblance of his poise came back."How's your Math?" she said sweetly by way of conversation."Erâ€"fine, thanks."Again silence. Grasping at the first thought which popped into his mind he stammered, "And how's your Anatomy?"Is there a doctor in the bouse?Wirthlin's MarketJoseph L. Wirthlin, Prop. "A Place For Particular People" Automatic Electric RefrigerationWe serve some of the fancy cuts of meat you eat at the University CafeteriaPhone Hy. 1411 812 East 2nd. So.Page 372Compliments ofUtah Copper CompanyUse CopperBrass piping for $4500 cottage only costs $48.87 more than galvanized iron piping, and willLast ForeveroA Tale of Old Italy RetoldTis told that young Benedetto came to the gilded palace of the Borgias. He was expected, for silent, gaudily clad menials conducted him to the apartment of the renowned Lucrezia. Benedetto found her as fascinating as a tigress. Awed by her dark beauty, he hesitated to approach. She smiled at his timidity and glided to him, carrying a gold vialâ€"curiously wroughtâ€"in her ivory-white hand."Drink" she urged, her wondrous eyes unbelievably tender, "Drink a potion, blessed by Venus, to our love."Who could resist such a dame? Perhaps a gigantic guardian of an eastern harem but surely not the love-stricken Benedetto. He drank of the potion and dropped the vial to the tiled floor."My love," he whispered passionately, and then was seized by cruel pangs.Lucrezia was transformed into a raging witch of a woman. "Aha, foolish Benedetto, you are doomed, you die within a minute," she mocked.The poisoned cavalier started and then solemnly said, "What a vial joke to play on a guy." |