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Show 275 MainLADIES!Walk Up and Saveon SMART APPAREL"Upstairs Shop" Styles are Youthful and "Different"â€"COATS â€"SUITS â€"DRESSES â€"HATSSizes 12 to 52We Undersell All Sales For Every Woman's Every NeedLadies' Upstairs Shop275 South MainL. Frank, Mgr."The CAMPUS"- - has thoss essential qualities of s.y!e and comfort which the well-dressed collejian demands in his footwear.- - is representative of Hunter-Thompson footwear in its fine qunILy and genuine value.In Black or TanRussian Calf.......$8.50 to $10.00220 MAIN ST.How to Fix a Leaky Faucet1. When you discover that the faucet is leaking, shoot yourself. This will save a lot of trouble and a plumber's bill.2. Go downstairs. Turn water off. Come upstairs. Replace old washer with new washer. Go downstairs. Turn water on. Come upstairs. Faucet will still leak. Dig well. Sing "Old Oaken Bucket."3. Talk to faucet in paternal tone. Bawl faucet out. Faucet will be ashamed; will dry up.4. Read faucet editorials from Chronicle. Faucet will go to sleep. While faucet is asleep, move to another home.5. Call plumber. Send him back for tools. Send him back for new faucet. Send him back for new washer. Send him back for lunch. Send him back for hammer. Hit him with hammer. Send him back. Drink milk.6. Tell faucet about "U" day chariot races. Faucet will burst with laughter. Get new faucet. New faucet will leak, too. Never you mind, we all have our troubles. This is your problem, not ours.7. Go to commencement. Faucet will go, too. Will get lost in mob. Good thing, too.8. Don't use faucet. You should drink from a glass, anyway.Hal the HermitPage 374 |