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Show 6 6UTAH9 9m*x,?_-V • • r * * V- 'B ^# JR ^ffilr ? *-â- ' •"â- â- fillill/•â- 'X SpeakerThose mystic qualities of reproduction forwhich so many strive but so few attain arefound in "Utah" Loud Speakers.UTAH RADIO PRODUCTS CO.Salt Lake CityRANDOM EXCERPTS OF A COED'S NOTEBOOK1. French:Je vous aime! Aimez-vous?2. History:Louis XIV was a devil with the women. Madame Pompadour used her head and ruled a kingdom; then, with the knowledge she has, a 20th century co-ed should be able to move mountains!3. Physical Ed:If there's one sure way of removing any tender affections a man may think he feels for you just let him see you in one of these atrocites they designate as "gym suits."4. English:These Elizabethan poets certainly knew their stuff!"Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more! Men were inconstant everâ€" One foot on sea, and one on shore; To one thing constant never!"5. Hygiene:We aren't half as pretty inside as we'd like to make ourselves think we are.6. Geology:Men may have a corner on the brains in this course, but a woman can pull just as good a grade if she uses her wits!G/4round the World on a Beer CheckAnn Achranism, famous historian and bedtime story artist, has condescended for the first time to give the true and unbiased account of the wherefores on that little myth concerning Noah and his arc. Noah was one of the first geometry students in history and when the big blow came on he figured that by inverting one of his geometric arcs he might be able to keep afloat for an indefinite length of time. Thus with the aid of Pathagorean's Theorem which specifically states that "a hole full of air will never drown," Noah threw a house party that goes down in the annals as the wettest brawl since the sorority week end party out on the row. After forty days and twenty-one nights the mates were on the verge of draught, having had nothing to drink for ninety-six days. A catastrophe was avoided by a "Dove of Peace" who flew across the vessel dropping a case of Gin to the parched mariners. The arc landed in that district which now bears its nameâ€" Arkansas. The only child born on the trip, Joan of Arc, moved up to Paris, Illinois, where she later became a famous pugilist and if grandfather doesn't chew up his corn and then swallow his false teeth I'll tell you tomorrow night about how Al Smith was born on the Sahara desert.PHOTOGAPHSTell the StoryhSCl^^T\ <â- *-.".Keen Polk223 Recent Street Was. 1684Page 368 |