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Show Junior Prom. EtiquetteHow to Bid Her-Juniors OnlyBy D. WOOLLEY EVANS, A. M., M., P. M.Get an early start and avoid the Rush. Some Queens are Scheduled before Christmas. An original idea of my own -one of my Best-is to make your Offer a sort of Yuletide Remembrance. She might acknowledge her Gratitude.If this method fails, I have another clever one:Appoint Yourself a Cupid Committee, which will give you a splendid opportunity to get a line on the peaches already provided for. If she has been Flucked, congratulate her (hiding your Real Feelings as much as possible.) By the way-telephone communication always! Distance is often more deserving of Appreciation as a Safeguard than as a Lender of Enchantment.Now, if She is Free, casually offer your •services. People are grateful, even for Trifles.Satisfaction guaranteed on the System.Attire a la Mode (Not a Fountain Specialty)- Maw's Advice, License No. 98743Insist that the Costumers provide you with your own size. Do not Tolerate for one moment Exorbitant Rental for outsizes. Rather than submit to such an Outrage, clean up your old ones. Either benzine or gasoline will do it. Use any old brush and plenty of Elbow Grease. Don't wear them out before you wear them out.Now, if you are playing for Ladies' Fa vors, by all means wear a Million Tucks.Appoint Yourself a Cupid Committee208 |
