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Show Confide in thyself and thou wilt retain thy position.He that scattereth demotion and dismissals, let him take heed lest the command, "Go thou and do likewise" prove too enticing.To serve the school faithfully, and at the same time to please it entirely is impracticable. (We believe that strict impartiality is one of the virtues.)Labor-Saving DeviceStand.... took.... to....takings.I ........ you .... throw .:.. my.(For those who have UNDBRstanding and an OVER supply of intelligence.)A Novel ExperienceA year of wonders now behold!Our profs despising certain gold!Fascinating FactsThe first mistake in this business was the going into it; the last would probably be the confession of the first.Intercollegiate TroublesA dictum should, to please, at least seem true,And be not ever changed, revised, and new;The Year 1915March hath 31 days1-Professor Marshall was removed from his place as head of the English department.2-The students prepared a petition asking the boaru of regents to investigate the president's action.5-A resolution was introduced in the senate to provide for an investigation at the University and was killed.5-The Alumni association appointed a committee to confer with the regents.8-The members of the board of regents decided to allot themselves a time of meditation by postponing their meeting indefinitely.12-Students, alumni and faculty began to be unesay as to the fates of their various positions and committees.14-The individuals composing the board of regents felt a desire to see each other,-which desire, they ap« parently thought, concerned no one else.17-The board of regents held its official meeting and produced,-with an expedition which ordinary mortals may admire but not hope to attain,-a report confirming the action of the president.18-Fourteen faculty members resigned.20-The faculty petitioners received an answer,-taking the form of the report of the board of regents and inferring that it was the earnest hope of the board that they would not be any naughtier than they could help.24-The Federation of Women's clubs asked the board of regents to take some action to save the institution.27-The president entertained the seniors. 27-The board of regents appointed a committee on faculty relations.28-Citizens attended a mass meeting at the Salt Lake theatre to hear the University trouble discussed.31-The freshmen were ready to stage their play.133 |