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Show Fascinating FactsThe president of the University is Mr. Kings-bury.The specific gravity of the infant class is .005.The sun rises at the University at 8:30.Illuminating ItemsCorny liketh the company of earls.Do thy studying-let not that do thee.Console thyself, Jim, for what a man lacketh in stature, he maketh up in bravery."A teacher hath no riches," saith the Wise professor.Time is the salve that cures the E's.There will be a total eclipse of the sun at 11:07 a. m. on Commencement day.Professor Marshall ad-mireth Mr. Shakespeare and Mr. Chaucer.Butler serves sarcasm.For the courtship ot John Adams, consult Pri-scilla, the Puritan maiden.The theatre hath ruined many a(s) worthy man.Do little work, and you'll need little vacation.Little Eva will always have her Stan D-by.Milton hath found a Vera-table paradise.The Year 1914April hath 30 days16-U-day celebration, consisting of annual white-washing, luncheon with cabaret features, tug-of-warr ana student body dance.17-Student body election.May hath 31 days1-Court, with shears and cold wet water, punishes U-day delinquents.1-May day dance teaches delightful lesson in economical dressmaking.8-High school students of state entertained on campus. 14-"I Pagliacci" brilliantly produced by University Musical society. 24-Impressive funeral services for Professor JakobBolin.29-Initial performance of "Twelfth Night" on the campus by University Dramatic club.31-Hon. Waldemar Van Cott delivered baccalaureate sermon.June hath 30 days. 1-President Kingsbury received regents, faculty,alumni, and graduates. 2--Regents' day; alumni day; class day. 3-Forty-fourth annual commencement.September hath 30 days14-University opened for 1914-15 term.17-Freshmen defeated sophs in pushball contest, 2-0.22-Clyde Sharp, editor of the Utah Chronicle, died.October hath 31 days8-Dedication of Administration building. 15-C. Pickett, B. Fernland, and C. Nyman quietlypassed night in city jail. 26-Women of faculty sewed shirts for soldiers.November hath 30 days3-Prexy dismissed Democratic enthusiasts from campus.129 |