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Show In Explanation.(By request of Mr. Wells, the author.) Who says no school patriotism?Dan Hunter (in a frenzy of entnus-iasm)-I nominate Mr. Pehrson-he's a good man. He's got white hair!Wells (in a similar patriotic frenzy and kindred feeling)-I nominate Professor Coray-he's a good man! He's got rea hair.Stookey-Mr. President, I nominate Professor Fred J. Pack. He hasn't got any hair at all.(Note.-The Hon. Hermon hopes this truthful explanation will withdraw attention from the A. S. U. U. Executive Board-elect.)Gentle Graft.A page in The Chronicle ledger shows the following entries: To L. Nelson, Orpheum tickets(L. W.)............................................$ 1.00Ditto, supper at the Grill (L. W.).:.. 4.25 To L. Frazer, flowers, candy, etc.(P. R.)............................................ 9.20To W. Argyle, Score Club dance(G. G.) ............................................ 10.00And around May 1, the Chronicle was cut down to one issue a week.Eternal TriangleExtract From "The Pen."Ah! Charlotte mine, those curls o' yours, Like little tendrils-little "lures"! And oh, your eyes that open wide- Just like a horse what has just shied! Those limpid, livid, cow-like eyes, That mesmerize, and hypnotize! Them self-same eyes! Are you not my little sister?Hair Census (1915-16 Executive Board.)(By Drue Gaby's permission): (Also at Dan Hunter's protest): 2 reds,1 white,2 neutrals.Moods222 |
