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Show The SIRENTHE ALLURING PART OF THE BOOKTHE Siren of Homeric times sang bewitching songs that allured the passing sailor to draw near, only to meet with death. Gentle Reader, you have safely sailed the seas of five conventional books; no doubt you have but leafed these pages, magnetically attracted to this, BOOK VI, "The Siren." O fascinating facts! Bewitching illustrations! Alluring scandal!The truth. Truth unadorned. The simple, naked truth. That's what you want. That's what "The Siren" gives you. "The Siren" is the book. Book VI is the Utonian. Let none deny it. Herein are writ the facts. Those breathing, lively little scraps-this is not a pun- those tangible, little trifles that make life life. "The Siren" sings them all. They are personal. They are pithy. They may prove fatal.Therefore, BEWARE. One glance at "The Siren"-will suffice. Even as the Argonauts, will your attention become glued, perhaps your own doom sealed.Yet, READ. As the sorceress Circe saved Ulysses, your chaste reputation may have protected you. If not, perhaps some choice, stray bit of scandal concerning yourself is here indited. We hope it is.We have not discriminated. Victims strew our path. We believe in freedom of speech. We practice what we preach.Do as Solomon said: "Cherish Wisdom." Love her. "The Siren" affords you the opportunity.The Siren's Song RepertoireI. THE FACULTY, Disclosing Some Unknown Facts.II. CLASSICS, Introducing Some Stray Humor into old Homer.1. The Sororiad.2. The Wanderings ofPrexy.III. CLASSIFIED SCANDAL.1. Recollections of theChickenpox Queen.2. First Night at theChi Omega Show.3. A. S. U. U. Politics.IV. PRESSES, or Sundaynight on the Family Sofa.V. DRAMATIQUE, Inserted to Please the Elocution Department.1. The Fate of Prexyand His Crew.2. How Hunt and Thur-man Got a Stand-in.VI. PLATFORM (Democratic Party).1. Revised Rules for Argumentation and Debate.VII. SOCIAL CLIMBERS: 1. Prom. Regulations.VIII. JUNK (Censored). IX. THE BITTER END193 |