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Show The Wanderings of PrexyPREXY Starts Out 10 Make the "Rounds"The saffron sun refulgent rose,As Prexy donned his neat, black clothes;And as he smoothed his mustachios"Oh, it would seem,"Quoth he, quoth he,"In nowise mean,"Said he, "To beA-visiting this day so fairUtah's fraternities so rare.Yea, beau,I'll go!"He whispered low,His face a-glow." 'Tis well I knewWhat all they do."He asked his wife to guide him there.And thus set out this well-known pair."Where are the Sigma Chis this year!" "Why they're the ones who built, mydear!"Trusting his wife (as all men do) They sought this house all done in blue. They oh-ed and ah-ed and ah-ed andoh-edThe while they viewed this swell abode. They raved o'er Charlie's fine cream pie; Quoth Prexy: "Was he Sigma Chi?" ! ?* Then Andrew Jackson bowed them out, Their good intentions seemed to doubt.Then to P. A. E.-Not as Phi Alpha EpsilonTo Prexy known. He thought their name,"Pay-As-You-Enter"-Oh, what fame!He took a "jitney," we deplore,Searched vainly a slot by the door,And doing so he pushed the bell.Responded the whole bunch pell-mell.When out upon the street once more Prexy his address list scanned o'er. They dragged their weary feet apace, But smiled a smile on beaming face. The while they searched the Pi Kap site, Which Prexy could not locate quite. Now Lou partakes of P. M. naps Behind high canvas curtain flaps. Lou dreams aloud, tells all he knows The minute someone pulls his toes. Some bad boys pulled his toes that day! And scandal filled the air! Well, say, Prexy clung to his dauntless spouse 'Til entered they the fated house. Prexy groped for a dazzling phrase; Sprung he," Let's see. "Do you intend Petitioning national soon, my friends?"Quite unaware of his mistake (His purpose ne'er would he forsake) He traveled toward all innocently The home of 'Mici Fidissimi, The A. F. boys were meeting there. Dense clouds of smoke curled in the air From pipes, cigars and cigarettes, "Chiroots," and big, black "One BestBets"They saw them come, the Prexy pair; Ditched their cigars 'most anywhere.' The rooms were choked with tell-talesmoke,But not a pipe the reason spoke. O rah rah, boys, Phi Deltas now, You ne'er deceived good Prexy's frau.200 |