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Show Standing JokesLouise Winslow's "Oh quit, you-u-u-u."Gibby's tennis socks.Al Thurman's "Well, I did not mean it that way."Skidmore's "Between you and I, I am agin the Administration."Hunt's threat of resignation.Prexy's Address of Welcome, or introducing a speaker.Dru Gaby's protestation of non-fussing.Amy Farnsworth's biting sarcasm.Pack's smoke story.Bill Argyle's plighted love tale.Albert Peterson's beauty.Burrow's intelligence.Lyman's Ford accident.Dick's beau.The Board of Regents' explanation.The Democrats' Law Suit.Ashworth's publicity seeking.A girl in search of Lillie's affections.Dru Gaby's chickenpox episode.Dan Hunter's hair.Holman's sacrifice of his career.A sorority meeting.Utah's loss of the basketball championship.Marthakis' attempt to make a public speech in English.Prexy's Elmer I. Jones beef.Lucy M. Van Cott's pure food candy.U day delinquents.Unfounded RumorsThe President was about to resign.There are tuberculosis germs in the Faculty."Windy" told something.Maud May Babcock failed to get what she wanted.Arnoldson changed his mind.Hunt wanted to resign.Reward OfferedA liberal reward for the discovery of the as yet unknown phenomenon, a course in the history of English literature minus discussion of the Reformation.Bing!When Bing had a "modern" office, With a room for a few at a time,With a carpet, and shelves for newspapers, And also a telephone line;Long since that sad day he was pigeonholed-Old library building, third floor- E're that he was shocked! Aye, heswore it!Phil shocked? And he swore? Aye, he swore!Someone tampered with his receiver- They "lifted" the round rubber ring; Then when Phil C. answered, it shockedhim!The blankety, blank, blank, blank, thing!We wonder if that is a reasonWhy Phil won't be with us next year.You can't ever tell about PrexyHe's most awfully proper, we fear.Of course, he would tell all the regents- Such freedom of speech in his school!Phil Carleton Bing, you horrid bad thing! Go away, now, you've broken THE RULE!Maybe Right at ThatSENIOR SIG-We must cut out questionable stories at our banquets. Last time one of us told one, our patron Doc walked out in disgust. Do you remember?FRESHMAN SIG-Well, it was his turn to spring one and he couldn't remember one.Bing says he will get out of Utah as soon as God will let him.Who'd ever have thought it was God holding him?Consistency may not be a necessary attribute of greatnes, but it does prove very comfortable to those not so great.202 |
