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Show Jane-Are you a Pi Kap? John-No, I'm a student. * * * *The scholarship standings Delta horrible blow to the Delts.GIVE 'EM ---------- UTAHPorter (on C. C. trip)-Where's the sick man?Pug Warner-I'm a Sig.Emy-The Sigs have pledged quite a few men this year, haven t they?Meeny-Yes, you see it costs money to keep up a big house."You have such beautiful eyes." "Yes," said the optician, "we have a fine collection."* * * Hi"Time will tell," said Vic Hall when the clock struck two, waking up the family as he softly opened the door.After pulling this stunt it appears that Utah has a fine new candidate for congress.Report of Jimmie Braffet's shirt raffle:Three shirts at $1...................$ 3.00Two stickpins at 25c.................50Total .............................. 3.50Three hundred chances at 10c....... 30.00Profit .............................. 26.50TAPPA NU KEG"In Vino Veritas; In Hock Omnes."Rushing season-consists of rushing the can at any convenient, comparatively safe time.IS A national fraternity without the formality of petition.HAS MORE active chapters and members than any other fraternity.HAS NO inactive chapters though some of them are hampered in their activity by prohibition enactments.ELIGIBILITY-No restrictions as to race color or creed.PIN-Crown top of any good brand.HOUSE-House closed in Salt Lake since Chi-O's have started giving balls in Commercial street.INITIATION-Used to be as low as Ave cents, now mounts as high as $2.50 in same cases, and may reach as high as $50.PRATERS IN FACULTATE-SECRET.PRATERS IN UNIVERSITATE-James Braffet, John Ellerberk, George Wareing, Dave Probes, Dan Probes, Harry Haynes, Bryan Johnson, Harold Goodwin, Pug Warner, Gene Sloan, Wilford Romney, Glen Miller, Heber Sevy, Everard McMurrin, Hiram Pingree, Russ Yeates, Lowry Allen, Cliff Simpson, Emilton Wilkins, Joseph Carthey, Prank Sullivan, Clarence Rudine, Howard Gee.PROMINENT ALUMNI-Billy Sunday, Jack Johnson, Theodore Roosevelt, Judge Bill Newton, A. Schlitz, B. Blatz, Anheuser D. Busch, C. C. Becker, ad infinitum.CORRESPONDENCE OF RUSS OWENS"Quick, Watson, My Knitting Needle"Alta Vista Hotel, Colorado Springs, May or May not 11.My great big blue-eyed darling baby boy. It is a long time since I looked into' your shamrock face and blessed Coach Norgren for sending you to me.I will never forget how pleased I was to see niy darling football hero sitting on the bench, especially when a friend of mine told me what an honor it was to' sit on the bench.I haven't heard from you for quite a while, Russie, but I know you have not forgotten me.How could I forget that delightful night when we went to the Pantages and had ice cream sodas after the show?I'm a little afraid that some of those dark-haired Mormon girls have stolen you away from me so won't you please write me a letter with your cute little hand and tell me I still am your only only tootsie-wootsie?Yours with bushels of kisses,MARJORIE (the cigar stand queen). (Russ has the original.)DID THE DEAN MEAN IT?Dean Bill (at athletic banquet on Norg's departure)-I should like nothing better than to see Nelson Norgren up in an aeroplane entirely surrounded by German aviators.Song of tired U students on Second South and Main time: 8:30-Come to us we've waited so long for you.AXEDIOMS1. A soft answer is not heard in the back row.2. A soft answer does not turn away rats.True politeness consists in treating others to the things you would like to be treated yourself.-Chestnutfield.Ralph Tann says the song beginning, or ending, or something, like this, "Oh, Joy, Oh, Boy, etc.," is not new to him. The count declares that five minutes after he opened his lamps on this impossible globe of ours he strode manfully across the room, and poising like Eve (or is it Adam) in the Garden of Eden, sang, "Oh, Pa, Oh, Ma-Where Do I Go Prom Here?"PERSONAL Desired to find the whereabouts of one Rill Huber, wears cast-iron shirts and a Phi Delt Pin. When last seen he was shooting pool in Quinns. Finder please return to Cordelia.Page Two Hundred Thirty-four |