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Show 28-Laundry queens and soldiers attend Frosh party, Norg becomes a high-flyer. Skai B's wear grape juice. Alas that they were born a year too late!DECEMBER3-Faculty try to show Chrony staff how to edit paper.Co-eds send Christmas boxes containing scrap books, soap, and other necessities tothe soldiers. "Corresponding" romances start. 6-Reese and Eberly become famous as composers. 10-Skai B's initiate. Reese plays the monkey.Chi Omegas show their patriotism by giving their vaudeville for the benefit of the RedCross. 13-Tommy Fitzpatrick deserts H. S. co-eds in favor of the University. 17-Reese is seen wearing toothbrush on the front of his face. 21-Co-eds and soldiers indulge in the "light fantastic toe" stunt at the Hotel Utah.University boys act as decorations.JANUARY7-Tom Reese is again in the limelight. The summer romance culminates in marriage. Faculty show superiority in brawn as well as brains. Chrony team loses to the sages in basketball.10-Dr. Marshall called to military service Looks around for a wife.14-Doc finds her dancing in the gym. He goes to war, his better half stays with us. Tulips planted in a big blizzard "bring promise of merry sunshine." Annual midwinter bath in the Salt Lake by certain co-eds takes place.17-Virginia Mansfield joins the list of war brides.Fisher and the Telegram both want to run beauty contest. The Telegram gets another enemy.22-Aunt Lucy demonstrates her approval of the Prom by entertaining the Junior class. Officers from the Fort come and receive the gentle hint that co-eds are perfectly willing to attend the Prom.31-Dave's picture appears in the Chrony and ruins that issue.FEBRUARY4-'Jack Harrington's High School picture with matinee idol expression appears in Chrony.Poor engineers get up a pot to send a representative to the Prom. Hard-working Chrony office workers dissipate at the Emory Dorm. 7-Mac takes Hebe's place as A. S. U. U. prexy. 8-Prom! ! ! ! 20-Minneapolis orchestra is honored in assisting University artists. 23-The unseemly mirth displayed at assembly makes Professor Adolphiddlesticks Millarnervous as he sings and acts "There's a long, long trail wi-i-inding." 27-Lavon Sharp proves that women are men's equals as arguers.MARCH5-Aunt Lucy catches Marguerite Douglass chewing gum. Marguerite admits it is the onlyway she has of cleaning her teeth after lunch. 6-Drill becomes more popular as co-eds are compelled to attend food lectures. 8-Utonian tragedy is staged at assembly as the staff recline gracefully on the platform. Mortenson makes innocent sheep's eyes at the audience during artful manouvers. 15-Medics almost have smallpox.17-Mac and Rudy decide to run the school next year. 21-Allen finds new way to get fat without taking medicine, eating, or exercising. Thesecret is-mumps. 22-(Sweet fragrance pervades the assembly hall after Freshman play.APRIL1-"What fools these mortals be!"2-Aunt Lucy nearly discovers a German spy plot. An anonymous letter is slipped under her door stating the presence of revolvers in the locker room. Oh Hattie, how could you scare us so? 4-Final exams are abolished. No one knew enough to pass them. 9-Why is this awful peace and quiet? Oh yes, Aunt Lucy has gone east. 12-The "U" is whitewashed and then (according to the "Spectator")the co-eds feed thefishes. 19-Dave has a hard time getting Chrony editorship.20-'(B) Lockhead has his locks clipped. Naughty bachelors assault Rosenberg in a similar manner and, vi and armis, curtail his hair-sent (Is it anything like a hair-sofa?)• -lQ^LQ •Page One; Hg'nd.re'd. Twenty-seVeA |