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Show HOTEL UTAHSALT LAKE CITY, UTAHHeadquarters forDinners - Banquets and Dancing PartiesCafeteria Where Meals Can Be Had at Reasonable PricesCoolest Place in City Geo. O. Relf, Mgr. Geo. C. Ober, Asst. Mgr.THE COVER ...of this Utonian was produced in the bindery department ofThe Deseret News Presscreators and manufacturers of quality College and High School annual covers.nJ4f3P*!j9i29 RICHARDS STREET Sa! t Lake City, Utah§§|Executive Council males about to weep at Ellie's lawrecord. Jerry and Oil sheading glycerine tears atpresident's office bouncing.SWEDISH GORILLA AS FRAN-KENSTEIN PULLS A MICKEYFINN ON COHORTSFirst thing we know, these 'noveau riche' who have ten baths in their homes, will want the calendar revised to give them more Satdee nights. Center your optics on the brute in the middle, with the Buster Brown tonsorial effects. He is Pete "Big Boy" Carlson, who still can take it for saying that sex was something you kept potatoes in. See his mitt, tweeting "Square Deal" Dick Parry's schnozzle on the left. Pete is a mechanical engie and he merely wants to tear apart Parry's smelly dep't and see what makes it run. The fagan on the right about to come clean of the dasdardly crime which was committed is Ted "Granite Steak" Moss, who should be dragged through the fairways for suggesting this as the best joke of the season: The descriptions on a whiskey prescription . . . Two tablespoonfuls every three hours. And then Moss, who is also an old hand as a contortionist dreamt he was eating dried peaches and chewed his ears off in his sleep. So Eat, Drink and Be Merry, for tomorrow all three may be illegal. "Ha, Ha, that's a yolk on me," said the Swede Sigmachiar as he dropped an egg on his chest.Page Three Hundred Fifty-three |