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Show Acting Alone Page 20 - BE CASUAL, she's 18, therefore just perverse enough to fuck you around if she thinks you want it bad - ask, are you going to welcome him home? how will you get up there? buses are too stinky, I'll drive you, can I come? (ask these questions in this specific order, if possible) - have contract ready if you go, if possible, take it with you or have it forwarded there - look up ghostwriters in the LMP, call a few, get some price quotes, tell them you're a hostage, sound emaciated - then, just before Shannon goes (you don't want her spreading ghostwriting ideas around), if she doesn't invite you, which she probably won't, ask her to personally hand a letter to cousin - safety-pin letter on her little tit, if necessary - IN LETTER: boo-hoo slightly with the sarge, say welcome back hero, yatta-yatta, mention that you have a personal contact in the biggest literary and movie agency in the country, say you're from this beautiful region of the country, too, so you might be able to empathize (not that word - too big) with the homesickness that he must've felt back there in Iran (if by chance you ever talk to him in person or on phone, be sure to pronounce it Eyeran) - IN LETTER ALSO: say things like, "While I'll never come close to feeling the things you felt as a hostage, still I may be able to understand your point of view since we're both from the same generation - " (he's not that much younger than you) - say; "You hostages have seen a side of human nature that few of |