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Show Prom "Nobe" Warrum, being- educated at Berkeley.College AxiomsThe Heidelberg-: a cemetery sacred to the memory of trouble, E's, gloom, and similar things which have been drowned there.Common sense consists in riding- through an examination on a pony, but genius consists in convincing the prof, that he didn't say he would give a quiz and that you don't need one anyhow.Calling a student a cheater is the same as giving- him a license to copy.Man wasn't made to be contended in this school; if he had been, he wouldn't have hankered enough to get out and do something- in the world.How fast does sound travel? That depends on the kind. A student can usually hear the bell for dismissal of class about five minutes before it rings, but it takes the sound of the bell for the beginning of class pretty near three-quarters of an hour to reach him, and when it does get there it hasn't enough strength to be heard.Shakespeare wrote good plays, and Dickens wrote good stories, but they wouldn't have made g-ood, biology students-they didn't have the necessary fancy and imagination.A Lunch Room Dramie, in One CourseTime: Lunch Time. Place: Lucy's Indigent Den.Mr. Bean (enters in a redish brown costume) Oh! but I'm hot today, the cook put her thumb on me and I hate the taste of dish water.Miss Rice (from the center of the counter, in a yellow creation with a saucy look about her) There you go a shooting- off again; if you had been here as many weeks as I, being warmed over every day and having to look at that sour old Mrs. Milk, whose face has curdled the tomato soup, you would be justified in complaining.Mr. Bean-Poor old Mr. Hash feels like everything- today, with Miss Onion's help he would feel stronger. However, it makes me weep to look at her, she's all skin.Mr. Corn (standing by with his ears wide open) Say, did you hear about Mr. Banana. He met with an awful accident today; he happened to see Miss Salid dres sing and became so excited that he slipped and scraped all the skin off his back.Mr. Bean-Kid Sherbet made a stirring- speech which made the ice scream, and since then she has frozen him completely.Get the hook Rasberry ¦Curtain.Drawn by Mary and Retouched by the ArtistPage two hundred seventy-two |
