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Show A Be: Steve Luck SX, as NS BA . Ge John Luthi Mark Magee Debbie McConkie Tearsa McConkie “s . ae : oe Kelli Marshal Trace Mathis MUNCHIN’ Michelle McCown Glenda McKee OUT Chins dripping of pizza sauce, cold hands sticking to a three-week old sucker, and lockers filled with cases of Coke, Pepsi, Tab, Sprite, and Ramblin’ Rootbeer, proved that Utes weren’t only interested in sleep and “‘relationships.’’ Fat cells seemed to build this year as every student participated in the extra curricular activity of ‘‘pigging-out.’’ Calories mounted during our munch-survey as Snickers and Reeses held a head to head battle for the position of numero-uno (number 1). At the last fleeting moment, Snickers pulled ahead to win by a single vote. Said the Snickers bar, ‘‘I knew I had it in me. It just took pressure from my peers to show my true brilliance and taste.”’ Although Snickers is one of the most expensive bars, students simply said, ‘‘I’m worth it.”’ Sophomore piggy banks were broken everytime one experienced a ‘‘Big Mac Attack.”’ Lenient teachers were expected to allow student the experience of a ‘‘doughnut run’’. Many opposed teachers felt the trips weren’t necessary to get the full impact of the class. Pocket stuffers were treated as common criminals by these teachers. New detecting devises were used to assure food-less lessons. Even though many students expressed their feelings about their favorite foods, such as fries, sunflower seeds, and chocolate of any kind, many teachers gave their feelings also. Some of the favorites were: carrot sticks, wheat germ, and students on a platter. The survey also revealed startBee wheal ling facts about students attitudes. thins | Of the hundred surveyed, only one stated that he liked school lunch, and it can be presumed that he was a sophomore, due to the excess of eraser marks on the survey. Mr. Caldwell stated, ‘‘I am deeply dis- pleased at the response to the survey and that students chose to leave campus, and miss a very delicious school lunch.’’ Students enjoyed eating as their favorite pastime. B Russell Meacham LYNN’S TEXACO, The best friend your car ever had —-* |
