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Show Adam Massey Rakeyl Massey Bobbi Maxfeild Nanette McCurdy i HINTS Marjean McKenzie FROM Dear Henry: After patching many a burned knee on an active sophomore who’d rather run than walk when indoors, I found a great protection measure. The wide tape strips athletes use make terrific knee pads. Tammy Kavanaugh Dear Henry: I’m a janitor in a *# 07% school and just recently we put some *# 07% carpet in the halls and believe you me we’ ve had problems, but fortunately we were able to solve our gum problems. How? There is three methods of removing gum: 1. nitro-glycerin and an ice pick 2. a sophomore 3. school lunch spaghetti sauce Sa. Dear Henry: My jeans are too tight for me to reach into the pockets with my hands to straighten them, I couldn’t find anything small enough to push the pockets down until I thought of a coat hanger. My jeans look much sharper. Donny Dear Henry: Being the active person I am, I’ve had many a problem with bruises on my neck and after many experiments, I have found three things to make them less noticeable: 1. toothepaste and blush 2. a turtleneck sweater 3. school lunch spaghetti sauce Dixie HENRY Dear Henry: I am faced with a terrible problem, in that I like to be a perfect lady which includes wearing a dress, but because of this practice I have received frost-bite on my legs many times. Do you have any hints for me? Miss Chantae Julius Dear Chantae: Although you do like to be feminine and however distasteful this may seem, have you considered wearing pants? Henry Dear Reader: This is your column. If you’d like to share a hint, ask a question, tell a lie, or make a suggestion, write me care of your Aunty Em or Uncle Frank, If all else fails you can write to the editor. Henry GIBSON’S DISCOUNT, Where you always get the Best for Less. Seniors 165 |
